What If God Was One Of Us?
Swelteringunder the August sun
in a
1977 pale yellow Chevette,
tailgating
a brand new minivan
with one of those lame family stickers
with two stick people adults
standing next to
their two stick people children,
Jesus Christ
wiped
His brow on
His shirt sleeve.
He took out his
Black Sabbath Paranoid
cassette tape,
tossed it into the backseat,
and replaced it with
Blood, Sweat, and Tears' Greatest Hits.
As "Lucretia McEvil"
began to wail from
His fuzzy horrible speakers ,
He noticed the
WWJD sticker
lovingly placed on the
minivan's bumper
and yelled,
"I'd put my foot on the fucking gas!"
Poetry by Rapscallion
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Written on 2009-01-05 at 06:07
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