You know how this sort of thing starts...
Told me yesterday that his
First cousin twice removed
Had confided in his brother's
Long lost friend from Oz
With some shocking news
Concerning the man who
Had lived at number 21,
Viz. that the said man
Had two wives,
Both of whom were called
Amy, coincidentally, and
That to differentiate between them
He called one Little Amy and the other
Big Amy.
Chris Fernie, 2009
Poetry by Chris Fernie
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Written on 2009-05-25 at 10:22
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Urban myth
My next door but one neighbourTold me yesterday that his
First cousin twice removed
Had confided in his brother's
Long lost friend from Oz
With some shocking news
Concerning the man who
Had lived at number 21,
Viz. that the said man
Had two wives,
Both of whom were called
Amy, coincidentally, and
That to differentiate between them
He called one Little Amy and the other
Big Amy.
Chris Fernie, 2009
Poetry by Chris Fernie
Read 461 times
Written on 2009-05-25 at 10:22
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