I've decided to stand for Parliament and this is my manifesto.
I don't want a new TV,
Put a cross by my name,
I won't bring you shame
By trying to fiddle my books,
I promise not to keep ducks,
And when I knock on your door
You'll know me for sure
By my honest handshake,
Not the grip of a snake.
Vote for me, vote for me,
I don't take biscuits with my tea,
In me you can truly trust,
I'll only claim a humble crust,
And represent your interests
Without feathering my nests,
In these times of garish greed
I vow I'll have no real need
For mortgage or for rent
As my first and second homes
Will be the HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT!
Poetry by Chris Fernie
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Written on 2009-05-25 at 11:02
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An election address by the No Expenses Spared Party
Vote for me, vote for me,I don't want a new TV,
Put a cross by my name,
I won't bring you shame
By trying to fiddle my books,
I promise not to keep ducks,
And when I knock on your door
You'll know me for sure
By my honest handshake,
Not the grip of a snake.
Vote for me, vote for me,
I don't take biscuits with my tea,
In me you can truly trust,
I'll only claim a humble crust,
And represent your interests
Without feathering my nests,
In these times of garish greed
I vow I'll have no real need
For mortgage or for rent
As my first and second homes
Will be the HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT!
Poetry by Chris Fernie
Read 440 times
Written on 2009-05-25 at 11:02
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