EGGS




When breaking eggs to poach or fry
Here's a thing I always try
To keep the yolks from breaking up
I crack them first into a cup
So tell me please, and it's a fact
They never seem to stay intact.
For scrambled eggs - now here's the joke
I always get a perfect yolk.





Poetry by Toonist The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2009-11-04 at 09:28

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ken d williams The PoetBay support member heart!
I'd say the yoke's on you , mate , he he.
Cheers , Toonist ,
Ken
2009-11-04


Stan Cooper The PoetBay support member heart!
Who, in heavens name, is egging you on?

delightful poem (for a 'toonist)

The Bard
2009-11-04


NicholasG
Better be careful toonist, to the chickens you will become an "Homme laid*"
Nick

*(translates to ugly man...pronounced =/- omelet)
2009-11-04