19 November is World Toilet Day and it reminded me off this silly old text I wrote a long time ago because it includes toilet articles:D*enjoy*


LiFe's CaBaReT!



(It's early in the morning and an old man with gray hair is sitting outside LiFe's CaBaReT.... Playing with his saxophone a jazzy tune and with a quivering voice he sings his story... His hat is on the floor where he has placed his set of false teeth... and Passers-by throw coins into the hat)

~~~1,2,3~~~ badabadoooo~~~ badabadooooooooo

In LiFe's CaBaReT I saw miss Sharon;
Touching her body and moving it slOOOOOw

in a voluptuous dance

a luscious beauty

voluptuous curves

and I said Oh LoRd!
OH LORD!
please help me Lord!

I want her sooo;I don't know what to do....
My wife is waiting for meeeeeeee;
to come home
from
the grocery
store....
toilet papper and sanitary napkins

Just hold me tight, let me touch your body....
And I felt the tingle when she touched my body!!!
and I said OH OH OH Lord!

My wife is waiting home...
sanitary napkins and toilet paper ...


In life's cabarEEEEEE' it was me and miss Sharon

dancing cheek to cheek
HOLDING each Other

and I told her hunny..
please
don't let me be
missunderstood...


Dancing the tangooo all night looooong...
and my wife was waiting...
toilet papper and sanitary napkins....

and she kissed my lips and said:
Tiger... Let's make love untill the end of the world !

and I said oh lord what to do???what to doooo???
I dOn't knOw What TOoo doooooooo

toilet papper and sanitary napkins;
my wife is waiting and I love her so!

I have no blood left in my head
I can't think straight
My wife is waiting
I am a tiger
and miss Sharon
is rubbing her body against MIiiiiiiiiiiNE

OH LORD!
OH LORD!
OH LORD!

In life's cabareeeEEE' I L O S T M Y S O U L!

Miss Sharon is gone

I have no place to
call
hooooome
anymoooooore

sanitary napkins and toilet papper

my wife is not waiting anymOOOOOOre

Miss Sharon is gone;

toilet papper and sanitary napkins ...

~~~1,2,3 ~~~ badabadoooo ~~~ badabadooooooooo



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Written on 2009-11-19 at 10:19

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F.i.in.e Moods The PoetBay support member heart!
lol oh yes, I remember this one :) I really like the pep in the lines of this one and of course what I like about it is the scene it creates in mind - just so funny to imagine :)

About World Toilet Day... is that serious? And if so, why and since when? lol :) xx
2009-11-22


Phyllis J. Rhodes
Oh myyyyy Oh myyyyyyyyyyy oh meeeeeeeeeeeee
I think I've got to peeeeeeeeeee
I've laughed so hard, rolled in the yard
at this GREAT Po oh et treeee!
Bookmarked for when I need a good laugh
2009-11-19


liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
very, VERY funny

~L.~
2009-11-19