I was sitting folding laundry and my mind started to roll.this just came to me I am laundry patrol,I just want to stand guard and take control,hire someone else to do my laundry for a while :)


Ohh No!! I have Laundry Blues Patrol

I have the blues!
Something many of us have!
I have laundry piled high
It's so heavy on my mind!

I hate doing laundry!
I am going to stomp my feet
And have a tantrum relief!
To sort cloths their mountain high!

Why can't they wash themselves?
These &&&&! cloths that I wear?
I'd rather join a nudest colony!
Be naked and never have
laundry anywhere!
And only wash my naked body
I laugh with a grin ;)
To live my life being
natural! I better
move somewhere else
Where the sun is hot all
year round!

I'd rather be myself
With not cloths upon my feet
It's better then sorting socks
that seem to disappear!
I swear the dryer plays
tricks on me,I wear
mix match socks
It's just not fair!
And where do
the socks go?
I do not know!
It boggles my mind
ohh me ohh my
I think I am going
CrZieeee!I am really
going nuts about
my dirty laundry!

Washing spinning and tumbling around!
Noise Noise Noise!
I've grown to hate downy,and Tide too!
I want to buy Calgon "come take me away!
To the Zooville of virtuality
or even fishville too!
I think I am more happy aquarium!
Now facebook is in my face
Ohhh! Lord what to do?

Laundry patrol,I just want
to be on guard
Folding and putting cloths away
Is really annoying me today
I am sorting my mind instead
of cloths I say:)

But there is one good thing
When my jeans go jingling
When I discover I have coins
and a few dollar bills!

Then I think to myself
laundry isn't such
a bad thing

When there is money about

:)



















Poetry by workoutrules
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Written on 2010-02-02 at 19:32

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NicholasG
Dollar bills?
That's not a laundry room, it's a time machine!
:-)
2010-02-02