Steak Pie



Just for lunch the other day I thought I'd bake a pie
So I went to see my butcher, a diminutive little guy
"I'll have that steak up there" I said pointing to the top shelf
"I'm sorry" said the puny man "You'll have to help yourself"
Reaching up get the meat I asked the reason why
"Well you see" said the little man "I'm afraid the steaks are too high"





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Written on 2010-04-10 at 13:51

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Dee Daffodil
LOL...Clever once again ! I love your ability to spin a story into a pun.
Hugs,
Dee
2010-05-04


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2010-04-17


Stan Cooper The PoetBay support member heart!
Toonist...you are the greatest !!!!!

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2010-04-11


shells
I think I laughed at myself laughing at this! Thanks for the humour, I needed that.
2010-04-10


Elle The PoetBay support member heart!
You have grand national in mind lol - I missed the anology first time round I liked this - I have always believed in little men lol ;-)

Elle x
2010-04-10