A thought struck my mind yesterday night and I thought, " I could make this into a poem!"
Its last night's work
Its pretty funny, and possible nonsensical :P
After reading the poem, you might feel the title is not apt... :P
My usual breakfast, and a cup of tea?"
"I'll get them master, don't be so sore
Your usual strives make me so bored"
"Are you crazy? Are you gone nuts?
I'm your master, follow my orders"
"Yes sir, for sure, I know my place
But for once in the mirror, have you seen you face"
"Don't test my patience, I'll strike thee with great vengeance
And you'll have no time, to share your grievance"
"Sorry sir sorry, didn't mean to offend you
But sure some fairness cream, your face could use"
"I'll take my axe and slice your limbs
One more word, and I'll get those lips trembling"
"And Oh! you think I'm afraid of that
I stopped living the moment I became your servant, secretary, chauffeur and chef"
"You're a dead man, you shall not survive
You've come here willingly but you won't go alive"
"Who said I wished to come, Who said I like this life
Death will be a bliss, I'll be glad if I don't survive"
And killed the master, his only servant, the only human he knew
And died the servant a happy death, the way he always wanted to
And the news next day, a suicide did show
Don't be so surprised, 'twas a soliloquy of a psycho
Poetry by Jalaj Soni
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Written on 2011-08-27 at 11:13
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Its last night's work
Its pretty funny, and possible nonsensical :P
After reading the poem, you might feel the title is not apt... :P
Anger Management
"Where is my car? Where are its keys?My usual breakfast, and a cup of tea?"
"I'll get them master, don't be so sore
Your usual strives make me so bored"
"Are you crazy? Are you gone nuts?
I'm your master, follow my orders"
"Yes sir, for sure, I know my place
But for once in the mirror, have you seen you face"
"Don't test my patience, I'll strike thee with great vengeance
And you'll have no time, to share your grievance"
"Sorry sir sorry, didn't mean to offend you
But sure some fairness cream, your face could use"
"I'll take my axe and slice your limbs
One more word, and I'll get those lips trembling"
"And Oh! you think I'm afraid of that
I stopped living the moment I became your servant, secretary, chauffeur and chef"
"You're a dead man, you shall not survive
You've come here willingly but you won't go alive"
"Who said I wished to come, Who said I like this life
Death will be a bliss, I'll be glad if I don't survive"
And killed the master, his only servant, the only human he knew
And died the servant a happy death, the way he always wanted to
And the news next day, a suicide did show
Don't be so surprised, 'twas a soliloquy of a psycho
Poetry by Jalaj Soni
Read 505 times
Written on 2011-08-27 at 11:13
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