Blililth has gone out, some Witchery stuff I expect. So it's me Marmite her cat.
This is Radio Marmite
broadcasting on the Internet.
I see we have a caller on line one.
Hello caller, who are you and where are you calling from?
Dr. Quark, calling from outer space
Outer space, interesting, what's it like
Well, big really, lots of room.
(Aside: Mad as a box of frogs)
Well Dr. Quark what have you got to say?
Why do cats stare at walls?
Quick answer "because we can"
Real answer "we are contemplating"
Such things as:
Why dictators usually wear brown and threaten the World with nuclear weapons that they say can travel thousands of miles when they build cars that can't go round the block without breaking down.
If a three dimensional being (I have excluded time) casts a two dimensional shadow, does a four dimensional creature cast a three dimensional shadow?
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, the chances are 50-50 it will.
Why do Humans fight for Peace?
Why we can lick our bottoms and you can't.
You know, the usual stuff.
I do it for 15 minutes then go off and chase a ball of newspaper.
You don't stare at walls you sit looking at that thing you call television,
some times for so long, your brain climbs out your ear, parachutes down and runs screaming out of the door.
Sorry caller have to go Blilith is home.
This is Radio Marmite signing off
but remember
"Eyes and ears, lock and load,
fire that Buntline Special"
(MARMITE! are you on that computer again?
I've got you fish, come on babes)
Don't call me babes, my name is Marmite.
Bye
Poetry by Blilith
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Written on 2013-04-16 at 07:19
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Paws for thought
Hi everybodyThis is Radio Marmite
broadcasting on the Internet.
I see we have a caller on line one.
Hello caller, who are you and where are you calling from?
Dr. Quark, calling from outer space
Outer space, interesting, what's it like
Well, big really, lots of room.
(Aside: Mad as a box of frogs)
Well Dr. Quark what have you got to say?
Why do cats stare at walls?
Quick answer "because we can"
Real answer "we are contemplating"
Such things as:
Why dictators usually wear brown and threaten the World with nuclear weapons that they say can travel thousands of miles when they build cars that can't go round the block without breaking down.
If a three dimensional being (I have excluded time) casts a two dimensional shadow, does a four dimensional creature cast a three dimensional shadow?
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, the chances are 50-50 it will.
Why do Humans fight for Peace?
Why we can lick our bottoms and you can't.
You know, the usual stuff.
I do it for 15 minutes then go off and chase a ball of newspaper.
You don't stare at walls you sit looking at that thing you call television,
some times for so long, your brain climbs out your ear, parachutes down and runs screaming out of the door.
Sorry caller have to go Blilith is home.
This is Radio Marmite signing off
but remember
"Eyes and ears, lock and load,
fire that Buntline Special"
(MARMITE! are you on that computer again?
I've got you fish, come on babes)
Don't call me babes, my name is Marmite.
Bye
Poetry by Blilith
Read 560 times
Written on 2013-04-16 at 07:19
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