From the standpoint of a naive child.
Yeah, definitely not my standpoint...
At all...
Just kind of an odd little experiment I did with the English language...
You can either look at it that way, or a sin against society...
Either way, 's not serious
to kill a bug,
if it tries to bite you,
because that's what I just did.
What if it's bad though?
But what if it's good?
What if I get a reward?
What if I get bitter spite?
It's just like killing a guy if he's trying to shoot you,
Wait,
bad example,
because then you have to kill something.
But I did kill something.
Oh god, I killed something.
What if I get the death penalty?
But what if I get a reward?
Maybe some candy?
Or a Lunchables?
Should I tell mom?
Should I tell dad?
Should I tell my dog?
But technically,
I killed an animal,
so my dog wouldn't look kindly on it.
Maybe I'm overthinking it,
I should just leave the bug,
people hate bugs, right?
Oh, no, there was that guy on TV,
he studies these things,
Oh man, I am so dead...
Well, I could just scoop it in the trash, and no one the wiser,
maybe I shouldn't...
Oh yes, I should.
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Written on 2006-05-04 at 03:22
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Yeah, definitely not my standpoint...
At all...
Just kind of an odd little experiment I did with the English language...
You can either look at it that way, or a sin against society...
Either way, 's not serious
Contemplating a Bug
I wonder if it's bad,to kill a bug,
if it tries to bite you,
because that's what I just did.
What if it's bad though?
But what if it's good?
What if I get a reward?
What if I get bitter spite?
It's just like killing a guy if he's trying to shoot you,
Wait,
bad example,
because then you have to kill something.
But I did kill something.
Oh god, I killed something.
What if I get the death penalty?
But what if I get a reward?
Maybe some candy?
Or a Lunchables?
Should I tell mom?
Should I tell dad?
Should I tell my dog?
But technically,
I killed an animal,
so my dog wouldn't look kindly on it.
Maybe I'm overthinking it,
I should just leave the bug,
people hate bugs, right?
Oh, no, there was that guy on TV,
he studies these things,
Oh man, I am so dead...
Well, I could just scoop it in the trash, and no one the wiser,
maybe I shouldn't...
Oh yes, I should.
Words by Lucas
Read 717 times
Written on 2006-05-04 at 03:22
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