War makes men calisse.
When a wziz bang* exploded. One of the chatting soldiers - were suddenly
blinded. He felt something on his face - kind of gooey - unpleasant feeling - felt like
a string of sausages - and other things! The taste of blood unmistakable! The smell shi and piss likewise! From bowls and bladder - both torn open - in the mess - that hit the chatting soldier!
His site as suddenly restored. He tasted something in his mouth - what it
were he could not recognize immediately. He said '' who the fook , through that!
Bastard!
His chums - pointed - across the way. One said : '' he did Chalky , mate '' Thear sat asoldier , his belly - a - bloody mes! The fact it was bloody big hole! Where his belly used to be. The soldier - held is hands over where his belly used to be - only a minuet or two ago! Till a fragment - a rather large piece - of red hot iron from the wiz bang. The bit of the wizz - after ripping out his guts - had gone and sliced of his
both his legs at the knees! Yet - he were still alive!
Had flown off - hit and scope out his belly - sending his bloody innards - flying through the air - hitting - the unexpecting - soldier! The wounded man began to scream - and cry - in his agony. The cry went out: '' STRETCHER BEARERS! ''. They came - picked up the wounded man - with out ceremony - put him on the stretcher - and took him away. As they did they passed the soldier - who had the misfortune - to be in line - when the disengaged - belly - intestines - and dinner - hit him - full in the face!
Pict up the aforementioned - and put them on the fore now living man - who were dieing - now just a whimpering. The offended soldier - said: '' AND YOU CAN TAKE THIS SHIT WITH YOU! AND YOU FORGOT HIS FOOKING LEGS - FORE FOOKS SAKE!
A quiet day in the trenches.
whizz-bang - WW1 - slang fore German artillery shell , the sound they made on being fired , traveling through the air. Faster than the speed of sound - hence the WHIZZING - through the air. Well - BANG - well self explanatory!
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RIGHT - WHO THROUGH THAT?! (WW1)
While some solders sat - chatting - it was a quiet day in the trenches.When a wziz bang* exploded. One of the chatting soldiers - were suddenly
blinded. He felt something on his face - kind of gooey - unpleasant feeling - felt like
a string of sausages - and other things! The taste of blood unmistakable! The smell shi and piss likewise! From bowls and bladder - both torn open - in the mess - that hit the chatting soldier!
His site as suddenly restored. He tasted something in his mouth - what it
were he could not recognize immediately. He said '' who the fook , through that!
Bastard!
His chums - pointed - across the way. One said : '' he did Chalky , mate '' Thear sat asoldier , his belly - a - bloody mes! The fact it was bloody big hole! Where his belly used to be. The soldier - held is hands over where his belly used to be - only a minuet or two ago! Till a fragment - a rather large piece - of red hot iron from the wiz bang. The bit of the wizz - after ripping out his guts - had gone and sliced of his
both his legs at the knees! Yet - he were still alive!
Had flown off - hit and scope out his belly - sending his bloody innards - flying through the air - hitting - the unexpecting - soldier! The wounded man began to scream - and cry - in his agony. The cry went out: '' STRETCHER BEARERS! ''. They came - picked up the wounded man - with out ceremony - put him on the stretcher - and took him away. As they did they passed the soldier - who had the misfortune - to be in line - when the disengaged - belly - intestines - and dinner - hit him - full in the face!
Pict up the aforementioned - and put them on the fore now living man - who were dieing - now just a whimpering. The offended soldier - said: '' AND YOU CAN TAKE THIS SHIT WITH YOU! AND YOU FORGOT HIS FOOKING LEGS - FORE FOOKS SAKE!
A quiet day in the trenches.
whizz-bang - WW1 - slang fore German artillery shell , the sound they made on being fired , traveling through the air. Faster than the speed of sound - hence the WHIZZING - through the air. Well - BANG - well self explanatory!
ken d williams
The Dyslexic Wordsmith
Poetry by ken d williams
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Written on 2016-08-12 at 21:37
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