written when they banned smoking on the airlines
and one of Irelands government ministers wives lit up
on board! Our national paper would not print it.


Smokeless Zone

Oh dear I am gasping, I do need a puff
Say hostess please may I, no lady its tough
but you can't have a drag, a fag or a smoke
unless of course Madam, youve wed the right bloke.

So ladies remember if you're really must fly,
choose wisely when hitchin yourself to a guy.
Make sure he has clout, or at least runs the State,
then nothing can stop you, you won't have to wait.

For whether your business or travel in first
You can drink yourself stupid, or just quench your thirst.
But whatever you pay, it won't help your need,
to fill up the cabin with smoke from your weed.



Poetry by jennie
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Written on 2007-02-14 at 16:24

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