Axiomatic
So you shall be the Earl Of Arse.
I'm told you lie with lisping dears
To bliss your balls and rummage rears!
So are you then, a rectum rat
Who has no lust for tit or twat?
If so - a toast! And it shall be:
Upon your soul catastrophe!
I do not mock the Godly Gay -
But you admit to neither way.
Your poetry, I'm pleased to miss,
But tell me - do you stoop to piss?
It seems you won't declare your sex,
So do be both - may both perplex!
Now prattle on for praise or pence -
It's all you'll get you cunt - commence!
Ladies, do not start! 'cunt' is a VERY respectable anglo-saxon word,
made ugly only by those who imbue it so.....
Poetry by John-Charles Cooke
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Written on 2007-02-28 at 23:03
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The Earl Of Arse
My Lord,I find you fit for farce!So you shall be the Earl Of Arse.
I'm told you lie with lisping dears
To bliss your balls and rummage rears!
So are you then, a rectum rat
Who has no lust for tit or twat?
If so - a toast! And it shall be:
Upon your soul catastrophe!
I do not mock the Godly Gay -
But you admit to neither way.
Your poetry, I'm pleased to miss,
But tell me - do you stoop to piss?
It seems you won't declare your sex,
So do be both - may both perplex!
Now prattle on for praise or pence -
It's all you'll get you cunt - commence!
Ladies, do not start! 'cunt' is a VERY respectable anglo-saxon word,
made ugly only by those who imbue it so.....
Poetry by John-Charles Cooke
Read 554 times
Written on 2007-02-28 at 23:03
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