this song was written by me and my best chu, Carla, we were hyper on shloer and lemonade and bacardi. and then we sang it on her karaoke machine. it was bloody amazing!!


Dirty Underwear.

Just the other day I was in your car
And I found a frilly pink thong
It isn't mine and it isn't yours
Unless you are in fact a woman

I know she purchased it from matalan
Baby, I thought you were my man
But obviously someone else their eyes on you
It's obvious you got, you got your eyes on them too
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Otherwise
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I never would have found
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
That
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Frilly pink thong

We were walking down the street
And you walked into that stupid cow
I looked at you in disbelief and wondered how?
How could you fancy that ugly bitch?
How can you fancy something like that?
And now it's wearing a frilly pink hat!

I saw her walking along the beach
Wearing that frilly pink hat
I stopped and waved her frilly pink thong in the air
She wondered how the hell, It got there?
I said is this your dirty underwear?

She said yeah, how did it get there?
You know how it got there you ugly thing
You and my husband had a fling
As soon as you got in the car door
You and my husband were on the floor
This is a fact I am not wrong
The first thing you took off
Was your frilly pink thong




Poetry by Lisa
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Written on 2006-02-22 at 22:41

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John Ashleigh
Ahaha.

Bravo, and bacardi effects your writing.

xxxx
2006-02-23