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Chat Up Line !

Written 2012-09-15

say corny to female foreign students
they atomically think horny
and your aura goes straight out the window,
before you even get the chance to start your audiofrequency.

goes to show what we already know
what's on womens minds

they froze or what!
Holland Park 14 9 2012

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I decided to look women in the eyes.
For looking at the cat part brings cat! and I don't want it
till my Minney comes along.

That's Minney from Mickey Mouse
What rhymes with mouse

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I seen white butterflys today 11 11 2012

Written 2012-09-11

While on a short visit in my work garden
I was lucky to see two white butterflys that became three!
While on me way home after going into a local hardware store
to bend bar on my upper dentures, as each time I'de smile, the dentures would drop at a 30 degree angle!.

I was walking in the cycle lane and there was an obstruction,so I pointed to the area to two young white mothers where I was going to be.
The one with spunk! said, 'what' as what do you mean and I had already passed them, I explained,again she said 'what' so I threw my open hands in the air and smiled noting this young mothers captivating brown eyes, I legged it as I do;
Nice girls.

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