Little Jack
Little Jack HornerSat in the corner
Eating his Christmas Pie
He stuck in his thumb
But the pie was very hot
And he received a nasty burn
For which he sought legal advice
And successfully sued the supermarket distributor
Who was found liable
Due to inadequate labelling on the product
Which should have warned of the possibility
That the extremely hot contents of the pie
May cause just such an injury.
Jack received Three thousand pounds in final settlement
And said "What a good boy am I "..........
Poetry by Yanto
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Written on 2016-04-07 at 19:40
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