( Dedicated to Janice, a great grammarian )









A short biography of mark

mark was born just outside

the capital

on a red letter day

his mum was called dot

but his dad had been erased

from their lives

mark stepped out of line

without his parents' thesis

and bracketed as irregular

the punctuation police

questioned mark

then booked mark

before inserting him

before a judge

mark was found guilty

and given a suspended sentence

but the stress was too much for him

mark started to eat his own words

he contracted a disease

of the colon

part of which was removed

now he had a semi-colon

at first he made a good recovery

he had plenty of dash

but one day he felt typo

he fell into a comma

poor mark never recovered

alas his short life came to a full stop.




Poetry by Christopher Fernie The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2016-07-16 at 13:16

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Kathy Lockhart
Oh dear!! You are the delight of my life today!! Thank you dearest Chris!! Bookmarked!! Applause!! Confetti!! :D kathy
2016-07-27



Funnies poem I've read all week
Nice
2016-07-16