Shooo Mrs. Madar!


The Misunderstood Hell on Earth

Everyone blows off kids when they complain about their school. They say, "oh shut up, everyone goes through school, it's not that bad." I doubt they could say the same about my school.

It sucks

The two head honchoes running the show are a couple of dipwads about to leave, so they can screw with the kids as much as they want. And they do so by hiring underqualified, full of shit teachers, who dont give a damn about the kids or the subject they are teaching.

Not only that, but they are so lazy and full of themselves, that most of the time, their lesson plans involve busy work and pissing of other teachers.

Once, my Science teacher had a video that she had to show to the other Science class, so we switched with the other Science teacher. Guess what we did. First, we finished our homework (a hundred redundant questions). Then, she sent one student after the next to go borrow supplies from the Civics teacher to piss her off. Im not kidding.

Now on to the English program. One of the teachers, a man, has been there for about 30 years, so he has the posh senior job. This means that he gives long, droning lectures about nothing in perticular, and then we have a free time for the next hour. So far this year, we have done two units. Those were the Volvo Ocean Race (he likes boats A LOT). The second was making a movie. We had to do something on camera for one minute, for each person, while he sat behind a camera. The last thing is his total obsession with the word "context."

CONTEXT CONTEXT CONTEXT CONTEXT CONTEXT CONTEXT CONTEXT

Dont get me started about PE classes. There are two parts to PE where I go to school. There is physical education, and there is health class. PE is run by a couple of steriod popping, ex-military faggots, one man and one gal. Since they do not devote their "planning periods" to anything but sitting around, we often have nothing to do that is planned out in PE classes. Well, you cant just sit there, NO. So we run. Every day, running lap, ready GO. The schedule is - stretches, running, basketball. It never fails.

The other side of so called "physical education" is Health classes. Health is boring, but extremely entertaining, mainly because of the teacher. The lady who teaches Health is less educated than your average cinder block. One of my friends has a running total of the retarded things she says and writes on the board. He has over 450 of them. They include, "Watch out for suspicious looking rocks while in a thunderstorm," "Tornado Alley extends out of Texas over the Gulf of Mexico, across Florida, and into the Atlantic," and that "The Mayans still live in South Africa"

The spanish system is so unbalenced that it approaches retardation. One teacher weighes 450 pounds and talks with such an intense lisp it is almost impossible to understand a word she says. On the other side of the spectrum is a new guy, who knows nothing about how to control kids. His quizzes consist of nothing but easy stupidity. The first teacher's quizzes (which occur every class) are long-winded and completely short answer. And gay as shit. The second dude is so hairy, his skin could be equated to a gorilla.

Last but not least in the least is Mrs. Madar. I dont even have her class (she teaches Algebra and I am in Geometry) and I know she is a dumbshit. It must be a standard in Algebra teachers to have massive, oversizes glasses. Everybody messes with her, and it is hilarious. Last week, three of my friends organized a book drop. Everybody in the class save two all dropped their 20 pound algebra book on the floor at the same time. The sound was closely related to a gunshot.

If you think I am long-winded and ranting, you should hear me talk about the Bush Administration. Dont get me started.



Short story by Russell
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Written on 2006-05-16 at 00:09

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PoeticProcrastination
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS THING! HAHAHAHA!!!
2006-06-04


IronicBanana
I am so glad I don't have Darth Mader!!! I personally think you should have done more on Mrs. Wood, but it still ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do we waste our time being taught by people that get paid less than plumbers, anyway?!
2006-06-01


SUPERJEW66
YA RUSSEL FUCKING BITCHIN
2006-05-31


Lucas
If I wrote something like this, I would probably offend people. It's awesome that you were able to talk about our Hell On Earth with brutal honesty, but without going so far to offend the sons, daughters, and the teachers themselves to the point of possible lawsuit. If Steinbach read this, he couldn't do shit and he knows it. Good stuff, man, good stuff.
2006-05-21


ZaK
Fuck Yeah russel, u hit it on the ball man. Our school sucks so fuking much its not funny. haha u forgot ms. kozub the 300 pound heavy weight of stupidity.
~Peace~
2006-05-19


Onyeka Nwelue
Are you actually 15? You flabbergast me a lot.

I loved this.
2006-05-16


Kathy Lockhart
Russell, just keep writing. You are good at it. Write everything you can think of. Just like you did here. Reading and writing basics and oh yeah arithmatic. You have geometry so plug along and write about everything you love, everything you hate, eveything that makes you think. Just write. how's that for an assignment from an unemployed preschool teacher. You made me laugh, you made me think, you made me read. Good Job!
2006-05-16


Kathy Lockhart
Russell, just keep writing. You are good at it. Write everything you can think of. Just like you did here. Reading and writing basics and oh yeah arithmatic. You have geometry so plug along and write about everything you love, everything you hate, eveything that makes you think. Just write. how's that for an assignment from an unemployed preschool teacher. You made me laugh, you made me think, you made me read. Good Job!
2006-05-16


Kathy Lockhart
Russell, just keep writing. You are good at it. Write everything you can think of. Just like you did here. Reading and writing basics and oh yeah arithmatic. You have geometry so plug along and write about everything you love, everything you hate, eveything that makes you think. Just write. how's that for an assignment from an unemployed preschool teacher. You made me laugh, you made me think, you made me read. Good Job!
2006-05-16


Troll
lol... but if you think you had it bad...

oh nevermind, we've all got those stories. a good rant, but don't think that grown-ups don't get what you go through. they do. only, at their age they've already learned that the bullcrap never stops and so they're unimpressed. no one should shrug off your troubles.. but you are not and will never be alone in your sorrow. i hate to say it's life because it sounds dismissive. but it's an ugly fact: it's life. we've nearly all of us got it hard, and we always will.

at least you've rallied together and had book drops and the like..

:)
2006-05-16


pritchard
yeah Russell! those aren't even half of the bad things about our school.... I think you are going to need to make a follow up about all the other stupid shit we have to live through every day! I like it.
2006-05-16


Lourdes
Go Russell !! Hell yeah !!
2006-05-16