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Cycling Thoughts at Night
Marketa and I are going canoeing tomorrow. I'm excited. I can't sleep. We'll be on a river. We'll have to cross the river at some point, that's where the food will be. The river has a current, but not too strong, she says. I'm imagining us on the river. What I can't imagine are the numbers. If the current is five miles per hour, and we paddle at fifteen miles per hour, which seems unlikely, but is a nice number, then what happens? What if the current is too strong and we miss our lunch rendezvous? If we paddle directly across the river at 15 mph that will be vector one. If the current pushes us downstream at 5 mph that will be vector 2. From the starting point, the resultant and theta will tell me what our downstream speed will be. From the pier (A) the resultant might be the square root of 15 squared + five squared, or the square root of 250, which is 15.81 mph. The current moves us faster than we would paddle without the current. From the pier (A) the angle of drift, theta, would be tan A = 5/15, or .333 . . . , or 18° 26'. We'd be moving at 15.981 mph at an angle of 18° 26' downstream. Which means, as far as I can tell, I'd better pack a lunch. Marketa says it won't be necessary. She's usually right about these things. It all depends how far downstream the lunch place is. And the weather. What if there's a strong up-current wind? Or down? What if it rains and it's choppy? What if one of us drops a paddle and we go in circles? What if we stop midstream to fool around? What if there be monsters? I don't see how we can know these things. How does anyone do anything? Life is utterly too uncertain. Maybe we should go dancing instead. Maybe we should stay home. I could get some work done. We could fool around a lot easier at home. I should wash the sheets. I wish I could sleep. Maybe if I do the numbers I'll fall asleep. Marketa and I are going canoeing tomorrow . . .
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Written on 2017-10-17 at 00:53
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