Written in the spirit of a former student disillusioned and disenchanted with the University of the College of William and Mary in Williamsburg, Virginia due to its snobbish elitism and sectarian ultra-conservatism.


The Trill of the Lithium-Laced Lyrist

Law, English, business, and so on—
alas, are tiresome!
All the professors here go on
with a prime axiom.

A moldy, college campus where
knowledge and books abound,
freshmen and co-eds are clueless
and confused all around.

Mid-terms and finals I so dread
as the semester wends;
the pressure's on me to study
as my freshmen year ends.

School's oppressive this semester,
I'll see my old provost
and leave 'ere I rot and fester
to try a better post.

William & Mary's M.B.A.'s
are just worthless BS
(degrees from the home of “The Tribe,”
dross that just obsolesce).

I'll trill as “The Lithium-Laced Lyrist”—
as rhymes are my forté,
not tomes or stuffy scholastics:
for poesy's my métier!




Poetry by Ngoc Nguyen The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2018-06-02 at 09:06

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Bibek The PoetBay support member heart!
I like the humor in it. I too prefer the Arts and find other disciplines very tiresome. :)

Bibek
2018-06-03



You are indeed a good poet and it seems to come easily for you. Some prefer the rigors of math and physics while others prefer the arts. Lovely!
Ashe
2018-06-03