The PM said we should stay at home
It is the smartest thing to do
Keep well away from the world today
But now he has got that virus too

The Health chief here in Scotland
Has demanded we stay inside
But she then went for a little holiday
A fact she is trying so hard to hide

The Cabinet Secretary for the NHS
Gives us all the figures and facts
When asked if these are up to date
"it's just a guess" is how he reacts

The point is that the rules stay firm
It's all a matter of do as they say
But They do whatever They want
The proletariat just get in their way