How much is two by two? by unknow autor traslated by Ann Wood
A big boss decided to check how smart his subordinates were.Goes to the secretary:
- How much is two by two?
"Do you want a detailed report or something?"
"Come on!"
- Four!
Goes to the computer specialist:
- How much is two by two?
She launched Excel and five minutes later called:
- It turns out 4.00 E + 0, but I'm not sure, I'll have to ask the programmer, he will help!
Goes to the accountant:
- 2x2?
"Ah, yes, we'll check it out now." So I think it's somewhere between 3,196 ... and ... let's say ... 5,659. But I can give a more accurate answer in two weeks!
Goes to the sales manager:
- 2x2?
"Ah, how much should it be?"
"Well, I'm asking you!"
- Mmm ... so you won't say your price !? Okay, let's say it's six! No, no, wait! You know the market well! I can give it to you for 5.25, as a friend!
Goes to the lawyer-consultant:
- How much is two by two?
"Do I have to answer?"
- Yes!
- Well, in the beginning, I will say 4, but with good protection, you can get 3!
so I ask how many two by two?
Short story by Ann Wood
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Written on 2020-06-03 at 12:43
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