Is it not strange, socks go into the washing masheen as - pairs

Even get on the drying horse in - pairs - put into the sock draw

In - pairs

Yet overnight - as if the socks - have sordid affairs - unknowingly

Had a wild night - swoping partners!

Come the morning - me half a sleep

I reach into the sock draw - pick out a pair of socks - from the previously night before

Put tidily in the sock draw,  put on, and while listening to the radio

Finish dressing, ready for the day - what ever may occur that day!

Unknown to me the Sock Fairys had been about their mischief!

I were sat, having a series conversation, as you do

When my lady Freind, said: ' you've got odd socks on! ' 'did you know'
Now what could I Say at this embarrassing momant of time?

Feeling witless, I called upon my wit!

' Why' says I ' I have the same pair in my sock draw '

'It's the new trend!'  - Very fashionable!

Ken D. Williams

The Dyslexic Wordsmith Ov Thanet