The title was the wife's idea
Won't be drawn into conversation.
I'm just an average man,
Who admires the female form.
Whenever he thinks he can,
The missus understands.
If a girls in trouble I'm one of those,
Who would give anyone a hand.
Don't mind women in Lycra shorts,
If sensible clothes they've never bought.
I'm not one of those feminists,
Who would spend my days in rants.
Then again I do love to see my neighbour,
When she goes out pushing a pram.
While she wears her cling film pants,
Then again what else can I say after all,
I'm just an admirer of the female form.
That I like to gaze upon whenever I can;
In other words what you girls would consider,
I'm nothing more than just a dirty older man.
Why are they called ghostly trousers I hear,
It's nice when you gaze on them and
They seem to disappear.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2022-11-19 at 15:43
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Ghostly trousers
No I don't believe in harassment,Won't be drawn into conversation.
I'm just an average man,
Who admires the female form.
Whenever he thinks he can,
The missus understands.
If a girls in trouble I'm one of those,
Who would give anyone a hand.
Don't mind women in Lycra shorts,
If sensible clothes they've never bought.
I'm not one of those feminists,
Who would spend my days in rants.
Then again I do love to see my neighbour,
When she goes out pushing a pram.
While she wears her cling film pants,
Then again what else can I say after all,
I'm just an admirer of the female form.
That I like to gaze upon whenever I can;
In other words what you girls would consider,
I'm nothing more than just a dirty older man.
Why are they called ghostly trousers I hear,
It's nice when you gaze on them and
They seem to disappear.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Read 119 times
Written on 2022-11-19 at 15:43
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