Invaded first in 1775
Expckting the Qubecans
To welcome them, join them
Against the British!
The Qubecans, said:
' The anglays, are Barsdeads! '

' But they are our Barsdeads '

 ' Now fuck off back! '

And so the Americans, got a proper spanking!
And did go back to moltrerply!

Then in 1812, America had anther go!

That again did not go well at all!
The redcoats captucherd Washington!

Burnt down the White House!
The British regermant the 28th of foot
Enjoyde the fine feast the First Lady left for them to enjoy, it was stil Warm!

Kenny D. Williams

The Dyslxic Wordsmith Ov Thanet