A day of sillyness!
I rose from my pit at a quarter to six
only sleeping three hours I needed a fix (caffeine)
My eyes were all blurry and filled up with matt
As I stumbled downstairs I tripped over the cat
The poor cat yelped and dashed out through the flap
It wasn't my fault just a simple mis-hap
I bent down in the cupboard just praying for kip
When all of a sudden I heard my pants rip
I stood up too quick, hit my head off the door
Then noticed a yellow sticky patch on the floor
My little cat laughed and yelled 'just go get your tea'
'My cat loo was full and I needed a wee'
Shaking my head I sat down with my drink
'This tastes awfully bitter' I started to think
I returned to the kitchen while drinking it up
Only to find I'd put salt in my bloody cup!
Have you ever had a day like this?
Poetry by Lisa C Wilkinson
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Written on 2006-09-22 at 17:42
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Morning Mis-Hap!
I rose from my pit at a quarter to six
only sleeping three hours I needed a fix (caffeine)
My eyes were all blurry and filled up with matt
As I stumbled downstairs I tripped over the cat
The poor cat yelped and dashed out through the flap
It wasn't my fault just a simple mis-hap
I bent down in the cupboard just praying for kip
When all of a sudden I heard my pants rip
I stood up too quick, hit my head off the door
Then noticed a yellow sticky patch on the floor
My little cat laughed and yelled 'just go get your tea'
'My cat loo was full and I needed a wee'
Shaking my head I sat down with my drink
'This tastes awfully bitter' I started to think
I returned to the kitchen while drinking it up
Only to find I'd put salt in my bloody cup!
Have you ever had a day like this?
Poetry by Lisa C Wilkinson
Read 654 times
Written on 2006-09-22 at 17:42
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