She was not what my mother expected
A girl quite shy and dejected
But what mother didnt know
The delightful way how
She managed to get me so  erected

It was I suppose the cut of her clothes
Quite tight were those jeans with aplomb
They clipped her quite aplty
Round her  ass so exaclty
you would think they were just  painted on

Her dresses were  quite silken heavan
And more than a poor youth could stand
And by sitting before her
With no saving of yer
You might catch a glimpse of the promised land

I met her of course in a night club
Dancing for all especially me 
With her pal called Cynthia
And my mate quite did fancy her
But the girl in the dress was all I could see

She bounced and she bounced so delightful
nearly popped out dont you see
I gulped my tortilla
Drank all my Bombilla
And asked if shed dance with just me

Oh yes  my last romantic hero 
Just be gentle with me
So I kissed where it mattered
Until her dress was  so tattered
And mother doesnt like it you see