I do not know how many of you remember the cartoon Underdog but he was always talking in rhyme. "There's no need to fear, Underdog is here.
would you like a lolly?
But do not remind me of my ex.
Going to bed with her was worst than a T-Rex.
Now that is bad sex.
If you want a thrill,
I most certainly have the will.
And you will not get the bill,
but you better have the pill.
Should you decide to take a chance on a blanket,
I sure hope I will not have to spank it.
If I must be so bold,
it will not matter if you are old.
So remember that there is no need to fear.
Underdog is here.
Or rather the facismile of him which is certain.
For the famous Underdog is always flirting.
Poetry by Judy T Lloyd
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Written on 2006-10-20 at 20:10
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A Romance In Rhyme
Hey sweet Polly,would you like a lolly?
But do not remind me of my ex.
Going to bed with her was worst than a T-Rex.
Now that is bad sex.
If you want a thrill,
I most certainly have the will.
And you will not get the bill,
but you better have the pill.
Should you decide to take a chance on a blanket,
I sure hope I will not have to spank it.
If I must be so bold,
it will not matter if you are old.
So remember that there is no need to fear.
Underdog is here.
Or rather the facismile of him which is certain.
For the famous Underdog is always flirting.
Poetry by Judy T Lloyd
Read 1121 times
Written on 2006-10-20 at 20:10
Tags Humor  Satire  Cartoon 
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