Come on join the barmy army
Were gonna watch the buggers play
Were are all goin to Melbourne
Keep the ashes till another day

And upon the hill at Sydney 
Were gonna really have our say
Come on you all English crickters
Come and watch the beauties play

Cos when you belong the barmy army 
Plenty of them Sheilas come your way 
You can kiss em and you miss em
They will surely entertain your stay

They can call us pommie barstards
Flintoff is gonna have his way
You can bring along Shane Waun
His spinning fingers wil be gawn

So come on join the barmy army
Then you can watch the buggers play
and when the ashes won
You can call me all your son

Cos were gonna keep them bloody ashes anyway