Oh – she loves to play,

She just wants to be your mate,

She wants to share with you –

Another girl we can relate.

They say man is all the same,

They say it’s our game,

Although perhaps it could be true

Are we really to blame?

She tickles our stomach –

Tickles our minds,

It’s not about the look,

They want us to cook.

They want the best we’ve got,

But football does come first...

And the beer does come after,

A romantic evening she does desire,

And roses on her duvet.

But to push her and let her lay,

Is how US men want to play!