sometimes we just cannot see the real problem


There's An Elephant In The Room

Do you smell that awful stench
Throw out the cage; get rid of the finch
Take a look at this messy house
Hamster, fish, and little gray mouse
Create the chaos in this place
Bag them, tag them, push erase
That will teach them and they will know
Whose the master of this show

Wait a minute; just get the broom

There's an  


 
E  L  E  P  H  A  N  T 



in the room!

 Kathy Lockhart
4/24/07

 





Poetry by Kathy Lockhart
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Written on 2007-04-25 at 03:00

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Considering how much room an elephant takes....
that's one mighty big problem Kath.
2009-03-28


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2009-03-28


Janine>K
This one really made my day... still laughing... I always wanted an elephant for a pet. But every time I am thinking of buying an elephant for a pet I will just read your poem again..

Really great poem I think this should make editors choice
2007-04-30


Lourdes
grew up with one
its still taking up a lot of space there
Im the only one petting it when back at my old house

thank you for this write
2007-04-26


Jessica Rexroat
mom's right Shel would like this one. you deserve to be in his company of talent.
2007-04-26


Dan Cederholm
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Hahaha . . Oh I just love this
wonderful poem about . . .
wait a minute There's an . . .
Elephant in the room . . .

HAVE YOU HEARD THE STORY
about the elephant and the
monkey . . . I guess not!

There was a monkey
jumping in the tree's
and an elephant was
looking at the monkey
in wonder and enthusiasm . . .
so the elephant blows
to celebrate the monkey
but he shouldn't do that

the monkey blow's away
straight in to an lions mouth
The elephant get really sad
and blow's in to the lions back

So from now there is
a very happy monkey . .

and high in the sky
there is a lion flying
with his outside in . . .

so what do we learn about this?
Look out when you are giving a
blow job, you never know . . .
what's going to happen!

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2007-04-25


Elle The PoetBay support member heart!
Love the elephant lol - great picture and wonderfully witty text and very true - a bookmark for this!

Elle x
2007-04-25


lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
oh Katherine

this is a brilliant text
and so clever and witty i trust the elephant is
going to
lololol well done
rgds mike
2007-04-25


Phyllis J. Rhodes
Hah! Sheer Brilliance!!! It makes me think of Shel Silverstien.
You have no limit in your talent.
2007-04-25


F.i.in.e Moods The PoetBay support member heart!
a witty and bring-to-your-attention kind of write... so true how the obvious can sometimes be bypassed when we're in the middle of it... love the picture too :) :f *hugs* xx
2007-04-25