The RSPB, (Royal Society for the Protection of Birds,) have banned the use of a disgusting profanity on their site. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry!


COCKS and TITS. (Who Killed COCK Robin?)

That august group RSPB,
I once thought a great society.
A sterling group, going great ends,
to protect the birds, our feathered friends.

The RSPB, with good intention
has banned a word we must not mention.
They've made themselves a laughing stock,
it's not now done, to call a male bird COCK!!!

What occasion or condition
bans this innocent tradition?
Silly sods, they have me in fits,
what'll be next? Our beloved blue-TITS?!!

Not another pennyyou'll get from me,
to the loony left you bend your knee.
This political correctness is just a farce,
stick your policy up your ****!!!???



Poetry by normalil
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Written on 2007-06-01 at 15:14

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Dee Daffodil
LOL ! Loved this one ! Good point !
Hugs,
Dee
2008-12-29


ngaio Beck
Spot on Norma.I often wondered why someone didn't call this to task.Now someone has!
2008-12-28


Damon
Some people carry things way too far! Don't you agree? I for one like a good laugh even at my own expense but especially at someone else's, and this one is definitely at their expense.
Great work!
Damon
2008-12-12


penfold18
I know this is meant to be serious but it had me in fits Norma, someone with to much time on their hands will cost them money in their foolishment and to the detriment of the birds, excellent writing.
2007-06-20


ken d williams The PoetBay support member heart!
A good work , well dun , Norma.

I hear Crufes wont be showing bitches next , year , they had tour of sowing shedogs ,but somebody saide '' No can do'' , '' think of what the tri sexual 's will say'' . So they decided to just show dogs , '' no can do'' , '' Sexual discrimination , dont you knowe''. So after much thourt , no more Cruffs , at least next year.
Now we can no longer ask for breast of chicken , nor thies , no more.

Ken (D williams)
2007-06-01


Elle The PoetBay support member heart!
lol - it is indeed political correctness gone mad - So what now do we call a Shag????

Elle xxx
2007-06-01


English War Veteran aged 98
Still trying to work out the missing words .... any clues?

"****!!!???"
2007-06-01