I know it's not grammatically correct saying "were" as opposed to "was" but the desired effect laid with the former.


I Wish I Were A Melon

I wish I were a melon.








If I were a melon, everyday I would be juicy and tasty.
If I were a melon, I would never have to worry about my weight.
If I were a melon, I could blush around women and they would not notice.
If I were a melon, I would have blue seeds.
If I were a melon, I could sing the patches and confuse the farmer.
If I were a melon, I could roll down a hill and not worry.
If I were a melon, I could take back that last statement.
If I were a melon, I would have a mind that would be set at ALL times.






If I were a melon, all my dream could come true.



Poetry by weirdzarun
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Written on 2007-06-12 at 06:57

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Pamela A Lamppa
Wish I had a watermelon wish I had a watermelon

That kept going through my head reading this from the old "Lil Rascals comedy series - ugh way way way back when.

Nice work. ~Pamela
2007-06-15



If you were a melon michael, I would have a juicy slice of you, every day for breaking my fast!lol dripping, satisfied at last!lol Tai, de pipping you!lol
2007-06-12


penfold18
And if you were a melon you could marry a cauliflower and then become meloncholy and live in sadness and despair ever after, very amusing write and entertaining.
2007-06-12



really great.
2007-06-12