Got this in an Email
Thought it'd be fun

~L.~


Write A Two-Line Romantic/Unromantic Challenge




SIMPLE CHALLENGE WRITE A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE AND THE
MOST UNROMANTIC SECOND LINE. I HAVE POSTED
AN ANONYMOUS EXAMPLE FROM AN EMAIL I GOT.

PLEASE EITHER LEAVE YOUR ENTRY AS A COMMENT ON
MY PAGE OR ADD TWO-LINE CHALLENGE IN THE TITLE.



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your mother/brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime

HERE'S MY ENTRY AND MY FRIEND'S:

My Sweetheart, yes you are my only one,
with your twin sisters I have much more fun!

Oh, My darling I love you so dear
until I recently found you were queer
~Hoppy.~

GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN :-)



Poetry by liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2009-07-06 at 07:20

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Thomas Perdue The PoetBay support member heart!
Oh, baby! You keep me up all night long
With that God-forsaken annoying song!
2009-07-28


Mr.Mist
hehe..this was funny!
2009-07-09


Mr.Mist
Girl, I love the way you smell
Girl, I hate you go rot in hell!
2009-07-09


Mr.Mist
Us two in paradise of faith
Why come it is you I hate?
2009-07-09


Mr.Mist
Oh, girl your love I admire
before I put your heart on fire :p
2009-07-09


Kathy Lockhart
My Darling you have my heart.
Give it back or I'll rip yours apart!
2009-07-06



i love you, i love you and i love you,
but further than that is i do hate you.
2009-07-06



Thats classic, love it.
2009-07-06


NicholasG
I will love you for eternity
Unless you insist on maternity!
2009-07-06