Herbert



At my keyboard, I was busy typing away,
when suddenly this face appeared,
with teeth long, and grey.
It said, "hello I'm Herbert,
and I'm horrible, and mean,
right now I'm munching my way,
right through your machine.
Files, and folders, are what I love to eat,
and you have lots, and yum,
they taste so good, and sweet.
Now I'm done, and I have eaten my fill,
your computer now is nothing but junk,
please don't try to send me the bill."
Frantically I pressed ctrl, alt, and delete,
but nothing happened, and then the cat woke me,
by rubbing against my feet .

Tango .







Poetry by Tango
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Written on 2010-12-11 at 10:51

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John Ashleigh The PoetBay support member heart!
A very entertaining peice of poetry. Althought it could be quite serious - (if you weren't dreaming) - it was mixed with a little light-hearted merriment. A pleasure to read.

Your friend,
John.
2010-12-12


ngaio Beck
So that's what that guys' name is. Cute!
2010-12-12


countryfog
Very whimsical . . . we've all had our "Herbert" though I've christened mine with names much more profane.
2010-12-11