Steal Pie




Just for lunch the other day I thought I'd bake a pie
So I went to see my butcher, a diminutive little guy
"I'll have that steak up there" I said pointing to the top shelf
"I'm sorry" said the puny man "You'll have to help yourself"
Reaching up get the meat I asked the reason why
"Well you see" said the little man "I'm afraid the steaks are too high"





Poetry by Toonist The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2011-02-11 at 15:29

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John Ashleigh The PoetBay support member heart!
Very funny. Thanks for sharing, a real joy to read.

Regards,
John.
2011-02-27


Stan Cooper The PoetBay support member heart!
The steaks are to high?...Is that why you won't play
poker with me...

from guess who (or is it whom)
2011-02-26


melanie sue
This is cute and oh what timing....

the steaks are too high


(one reason why I don't eat it anymore,lol)
2011-02-12