Not great poetry but a good vignette
Good old dogs are like your good old friends, special to you alone.
Dusty disheveled matted
White stained and mud gray
Gloriously uncaring
Jake is sentenced to the spa
The mistress deemed
The Holidays would not
Tolerate such an uncouth
Socially unacceptable
Specimen.
Always eager for a ride
He bounded into the car
Little knowing the trauma
yet to come
The vet has women who
Specialize in making
Go dogs into Show dogs
Jake's sense of foreboding
spiked at the clinic door
After three hours a white
Puff bull emerged head
Down tail low eyes averted
complete with gayly
Colored bandana
The mistress squealed
At the transformation
Showering hugs kisses
Loving comments upon
Dejected Jake.
I saw him sadly walk
Through the door to
Lie in his corner with a
Huge sigh.... Sad at
his scentless state
The mistress insisted
He sit with her by the fire
That evening to continue
Her loving ministrations
Showered on her newly
Civilized show dog.
Jake with stoic stolid
Tolerance accepted
This unusual behavior
(She was never his confident)
With a look of utter
disdain He turned
While she forced
Another cuddle and
Gloriously.... Farted
As he walked away
I swear he laughed
Poetry by josephus
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Written on 2012-11-28 at 16:24
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Good old dogs are like your good old friends, special to you alone.
Jake's Revenge
The time had finally comeDusty disheveled matted
White stained and mud gray
Gloriously uncaring
Jake is sentenced to the spa
The mistress deemed
The Holidays would not
Tolerate such an uncouth
Socially unacceptable
Specimen.
Always eager for a ride
He bounded into the car
Little knowing the trauma
yet to come
The vet has women who
Specialize in making
Go dogs into Show dogs
Jake's sense of foreboding
spiked at the clinic door
After three hours a white
Puff bull emerged head
Down tail low eyes averted
complete with gayly
Colored bandana
The mistress squealed
At the transformation
Showering hugs kisses
Loving comments upon
Dejected Jake.
I saw him sadly walk
Through the door to
Lie in his corner with a
Huge sigh.... Sad at
his scentless state
The mistress insisted
He sit with her by the fire
That evening to continue
Her loving ministrations
Showered on her newly
Civilized show dog.
Jake with stoic stolid
Tolerance accepted
This unusual behavior
(She was never his confident)
With a look of utter
disdain He turned
While she forced
Another cuddle and
Gloriously.... Farted
As he walked away
I swear he laughed
Poetry by josephus
Read 696 times
Written on 2012-11-28 at 16:24
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