Me mate counted up me books
Recond I had 5,000 +
I said to me mate
In the parsed I stated to 'em up
I'd get so far then a book court my eye
Counting came to an end - got to reading the book!
I have no time fore mathematics!
The time I have left is fore reading!
When I'm not reading I'm a typing out
Words that are to be read by those who read!

Ken D Williams

The Dyslexic Wordsmith Ov Thanet