Chinese rover found what looks like
A hut on dark side of moon.
Man in moon said he would be willing
To sell for crackers to go with cheese.
Found by Chinese moon rover,
Laughed so much,
Nearly fell over.
Then again if you please,
Where else would the man
In the moon. Eat his cheese
An biscuits with his tea.
The piece and quite,
Must be heaven sent.
I do hope he remembered,
To pay his rent.
Shouldn't really knock it,
Cause from the council,
He'll get a rocket.
For if he hasn't
Paid his lease,
They may confiscate
All his cheese.
Hope for none payment,
He doesn't get the sack.
Miss the chance to
Wave to him,
Especially as he wave's
Right back.
Also heard instead,
Wasn't house but hut.
Don't care either way,
What was said.
Think the man in moon,
Is living rent free.
In the Chinese
Rovers head.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2021-12-07 at 01:51
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A hut on dark side of moon.
Man in moon said he would be willing
To sell for crackers to go with cheese.
FOR SALE MOON HUT
House on other side off moon,Found by Chinese moon rover,
Laughed so much,
Nearly fell over.
Then again if you please,
Where else would the man
In the moon. Eat his cheese
An biscuits with his tea.
The piece and quite,
Must be heaven sent.
I do hope he remembered,
To pay his rent.
Shouldn't really knock it,
Cause from the council,
He'll get a rocket.
For if he hasn't
Paid his lease,
They may confiscate
All his cheese.
Hope for none payment,
He doesn't get the sack.
Miss the chance to
Wave to him,
Especially as he wave's
Right back.
Also heard instead,
Wasn't house but hut.
Don't care either way,
What was said.
Think the man in moon,
Is living rent free.
In the Chinese
Rovers head.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Read 195 times
Written on 2021-12-07 at 01:51
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