EMPORIUM OF SUPPOSES

Saw sign in a car Park,
Parent and child parking.
I don't mean to meddle,
Isn't that dangerous.
When there tiny feet,
Cannot reach the peddle?.

Also did you know,
You may find this vexing.
You can catch a decease,
By driving while texting,
It's untweetable.

Saw a funny sign on a shop,
An emporium of supposes.
But when I walked in,
All that I saw.
Was different size noses,
Saying. "Pick me, Pick me".

These are my centipede year's,
Not because I choose.
Just because the time it takes,
For doing up my shoes.




Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2022-03-05 at 00:48

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josephus The PoetBay support member heart!
Wonderful! Smilingly chuckingly wonderful! BRAVO!
2022-03-05


Griffonner The PoetBay support member heart!
Whimsical is the word, isn't it, Alan. At least something made me smile today! :)
Allen
2022-03-05