Just a bit of nonsense verse based on Beat it by Michael Jackson.


Eggs

Hey boy What can I get you eat,
I can do vegan if you don't like meat.
Told her I'd be happy with scrambled eggs,
As long as  she beat it, beat it. 

If you scramble them I'll eat it,
Don't want it in an egg cup.
Scrambled just fine,
I like to eat them all of the time.

Just take out a whisk and beat it,
 beat it, Don't look so defeated.
I don't want them poached,
Scrambled just fine.
That's how I eat them all of the time,
Just beat it, Beat it,

I don't care if they're on toast,
Plain is just fine I like to eat them.
All of the time, Just crack open a couple,
Take out a whisk and beat it.
No need to wait till I'm seated.
I like to eat them all of the time,
For breakfast dinner or tea.
So know that they're mine,
Just beat it. Repeat it just scramble them
And I'll eat it,
Don't want them runny boiled or fried.
I'll have them scrambled,
Any old time just beat it.




Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2022-04-23 at 01:02

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