I have a few more quotes in my poetry
Maybe I should list them here for posterity.
Never rains,
But it pours.
We've run out
Off loo rolls!
That's okay I'd say;
I've joined the A A,
Assholes anonymous.
I can't make a ball bounce,
So what makes you think,
I can make a sausage roll ?
Never trust a shopping trolley,
That's tried to commit trolleycide.
Why do they call them take aways,
When there an addition to your street.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2024-05-09 at 01:14
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Maybe I should list them here for posterity.
QUOTE'S
My teapot;Never rains,
But it pours.
We've run out
Off loo rolls!
That's okay I'd say;
I've joined the A A,
Assholes anonymous.
I can't make a ball bounce,
So what makes you think,
I can make a sausage roll ?
Never trust a shopping trolley,
That's tried to commit trolleycide.
Why do they call them take aways,
When there an addition to your street.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Read 135 times
Written on 2024-05-09 at 01:14
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