Just a little humor


NO NO GIFTS

Please no socks
No bathrobe
I got those for
Christmas
when I was a
child remember
those stories I
told

Don't you dare
buy me a tie
or it'd better
be strong enough
for me to hang
myself by

No not even for
a stocking stuffing
I won't accept it
that's not for Christmas
that's a Father's Day Gift

And please don't do
that holiday color
theme sweater
when it comes to
gift giving a
stranger can
do better

Oh and I can hear some of you
don't give me that nonsense
about it's the thought that
counts
that and the 20 lbs of
lint on that crappy sweater
is about to what that Amounts
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MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone on the BAY



Poetry by Will
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Written on 2006-12-20 at 20:01

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Amanda K
it's more than the gift . you got a point, will .

lovely,,,,,,,,,
2006-12-23


Kathy Lockhart
would you take a lint brush? he he he or is that ho ho ho.
Merry Christmas will thanks for this very humorous gift.
2006-12-21


Teala
Hahaha-this is great!! Sometimes you get those gifts that you can tell have no thought put into it. Sometimes homemade gifts, etc, are much better-and from the heart--excellent poem!
2006-12-20


wee2souls
I was grinning ear to ear!!this was a funny read my friend..
hey!! and I don't want any dang slippers especially when they!!!
++++++++MOOOOOO making noise!!noise! NOICE !!! sound like the Grinch Who Stole Christmas !! LOL!

Sing like you never sang before!!! :)

Fah who fore-aze!!
Dah who dore-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Come this way!

Fah who fore-aze!
Dah who dore-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Christmas Day

Welcome!Welcome!
Fah who rah-moose!
Welcome!Welcome!
Dah who dah-moose!
Christmas day is in
our grasp!
So long as we have
hands to clasp

Fah who fore-aze
Dah who dore-aze
Welcome,Welcome
Christmas
Welcome,Welcome
Christmas
Day

:)








HUGS TO YOU
CINDY
2006-12-20