Shopping
Some people I know, are shopping mad
They love to walk the malls
Those shoppers get me so hopping mad
When shopping so enthralls
They shop for this, they shop for that
It makes no difference what
Earrings, perfume, skirt or hat
Their budgets go to pot
It makes no sense at all to me
That this to them is living
Insane it is to some degree
That's why I am forgiving
To forgo finer things in life
Like baseball or even bowling
Does cause some couples endless strife
When continuing mall strolling
So I suggest this compromise
To all you mall fanatics
Stop buying all that merchandise
I'll have less cause to panic
by Stan Cooper...1/2000 graphic by Don Hunt
Poetry by Stan Cooper
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Written on 2007-03-12 at 04:10
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