Studding
It is very much astoundingAnd somewhat more confounding
What happens when a horse no longer races
If the horse is just a mudder
He can still become a studder
To enjoy his future life that he now faces
Horses done with racing
Find mares so all embracing
Fraternizing with their sexy concubines
When retirement they're facing
They go female hors-ey chasing
To better all their pony hors-ey blood lines
It surely is a shame
That a man can't do the same
As thoroughbred, his life would be a blast
He'd have his fill of dames
Enjoying sexist games
Forgetting his less sexy muted past
by Stan Cooper...3/2000 graphic by Don Hunt
Poetry by Stan Cooper
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Written on 2007-04-09 at 09:45
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