Tout-man
From the TV screen he shoutsThis pushy huckster tout-man
"It's an inventory blowout
So get-em while you can"
It's a loud and brassy sales bazaar
Designed to get your bucks
When purchasing their touted cars
Or their heavy pick-up trucks
But these are not the only wares
Peddled on TV
By those manufacturing millionaires
Who offer little free
They have pills for all that ails you
Salves to clear your skin
Rouges for all that pales you
Diets to keep you thin
They always know just what you need
Be it freezer or a fridge
So listen, friends, you best take heed
Don't buy the Brooklyn Bridge
by Stan Cooper...7/25/07 graphic by Don Hunt
Poetry by Stan Cooper
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Written on 2007-07-27 at 07:09
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