Santa Claus Phobia
For as long as I remember
I've had Merry Christmas fears
It happens each December
Been going on for years
It's so catchingly contagious
Spread by Santa's Christmas fame
Claus-ic phobia is outrageous
And sets me all aflame
Seems children are immune
To this condition with its flaws
They're merrily well attuned
To this Santa -phobia Claus
Is there a medicine for me
A Santa Claus-ic cure
Like castor oil or herbal tea
Which might help me to endure?
This Scroogey virus haunts me
Has me misaligned
Santa Phobia taunts me
For a cure that I must find
The kids can do it, I should too
Get through this HO HO time
Perhaps with less the cynics view
This would be a merrier rhyme
by Stan Cooper...12/02 graphic by Don Hunt
Poetry by Stan Cooper
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Written on 2007-12-18 at 22:20
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