BACK OF BEYOND
I've been to the back of beyondNot such a place as bad as some
Would have you think
The beer not that bad
As fore the wine , well had worse
I found a pub run by a Scots man
And Irish man , left behind after a world cup
Football match , happens very time
Deep fried marsbar a spatiality of the house
Food , well , less said about that the better
As fore the night life , I'll let you know
I'll tell of my night out , while up a tree
In the land of back of beyond
When I clime down from this tree
And whatever passing below , around me
Snarling up at me
I think ''it'' is not so keen on the grub on show
Thinks I maybe a bit of a tasty morsel
Would it be rather diasapointed
I'd bearly make a snack
The beer the wine stronger than I'd thought
Dam , I'm slipping , the sky go's around and round
As dos the tree, round around , that is the other way
The ground , well cant make up it's mind
Go's one around three arounds the other way around
Me belly all at sea , by now , I was feeling quesey
Quite unwell , something had to give
All contents evacuated at speed , both end's
Well it were rather scary up that tree , with what ever
It were , below looking up at me up a tree
Drink and fear mixt , sure makes for quite a cocktail
Landed upon the head of what ever was below me
It gave a yelp , and ran off
At a guess , I'd say it was not so keen on recycled vinder aloo ,
The back of beyond not as bad as some say
IT'S BLOODY WORSE!
That were the night life!
I know for I have been to the back of beyond!
The Dysliixc Poet
Ken D Williams
Poetry by ken d williams
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Written on 2010-04-19 at 21:00
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