Why Santa Is A Bachelor
Santa Claus, alias Kris Kringle
Remains unabashedly single
He's most certain it's not at all folly
So sure it's his best way to stay jolly
Where could he find a lady with enough whimsy, to
Marry a guy familiar with chimney flues
Who goes around chirping his Ho-Ho Hoses
Buddy-ing with reindeers who have cute reddened noses
He's happily married to his once a year fame
So why screw it up with a year-around dame
He's loaded with kids, though they're everyone else's
So he'll stick to his reindeer and his hard-working elves-is
by Stan Cooper...12/19/10 graphic by Don Hunt
Poetry by Stan Cooper
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Written on 2011-01-01 at 02:41
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