ME MATE KEITH HAS THIS MATE LEFTY
Me mate Keith he's got this mateLefty , he got one leg thats rather
Stuffed so Lofty hops about on one
Leg
He's or may be a she , blind in one eye pore bugger
Or may be a she , not the thing to
Do , lift up the tail feathers to check
His mate were bulled rather badly
'Cos he or maybe a she ,
Is rather different from
All the other birdy's
One day she or maybe she
Drooped in on Keith and his old chook ,
Thats Keith's mum
He / she , and found a haven
Of peace and safety and the grub weren't bad
Soon he is it a she
Was given a name what no better name than
Lefty suited
Soon Lefty made him her self right at home
Invites him her self right in side Keith's
And The Old Chooks home
Naturally this can lead to problems
Well Lefty is not as yet house trained
So tends to leave guano , thats birdy poo
To you
On the carpet
The '' The Old Chook '' not to empresst
When this accors
Then its The Broom ,
'' Out , out you dirty bird ''
Lefty grins and take steps to vacate
Keith's mates a Magpie having a lark
Look see Lefty grinning fit to burst
Ken D Williams
The Dyslexic Poet And Story teller
Poetry by ken d williams
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Written on 2012-05-14 at 16:30
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